Irony Tres

after following the trend

by having a second episode of irony

i decided to go one better

by making it a trilogy

like x-men trilogy

with irony tres

tres

as in

one two three four

uno dos tres cuatro

i know you want me

you know i want cha

sound familiar huh

my previous two posts were all about irony

if you are still unclear of what the hell irony is

let me explain it

in english at its simplest form

irony means

something which is insulting

in football

steven gerrard vowed to help liverpool beat chelsea two weeks ago

ironically

he was the one who gifted chelsea the victory

in science

the universe is way further than the oceans

ironically

scientists seem to know more about galaxies which are lightyears away

than the ocean which is just several kilometers at its deepest

in automobiles

toyota prius was created to bring an innovative concept towards cars

ironically

it was on the headlines because it brings a lot of problems towards drivers

my irony trilogy started with a short and powerful statement in 'irony'

then i further elaborated and explained it in 'irony 2'

now i want to end with a bang

with yet another short but powerful statement

particularly

to her

you used to know all my deepest secrets

even my dirty little secrets

now you probably do not even know whether i am dead or alive

but

i bet you would not even care about it

am i right?

or am i right?

the answer is obvious here

irony

is scary