But today, I'm gonna blog about... MY BLOG!
Below are some 'Frequently Asked Questions' (FAQs) about my blog. Okay okay... not that frequent lar... No one asked me also. I created these questions lar... O_O
Q: Why your blog so boring wan...? No pictures, videos... Mostly words... Boring lar...
A: I express myself better in words. Perhaps some say a picture speaks a thousand words. But if I keep showing pictures only, how am I gonna express my inner feelings and thoughts? This is the 'Diary of Jen', not 'Photo Album of Jen', I write about my feelings and thoughts here.
Q: Okay, got it. But your writing style seems a bit too formal, like writing an essay or something. Full with long descriptions. Why?
A: That's my style. When I wanna tell people something, I wanna tell it clearly. I want readers to fully understand what I wanna express.
Q: But sometimes your descriptions seems to use lots of bombastic words. Or at least, words that are much deeper than typical blogging language. Don't you feel scared that some people might not like your style?
A: If I write according to what people wanna read, that means I'm blogging for others. I blog for myself. So I do it my way. Of course I hope people enjoy reading my blog. But if they don't, too bad. I stick to my style.
Q: So using bombastic words is your style, means you actually write to impress? Not write to express?
A: A bit of both. In order to really express myself, sometimes I just had to write impressively. Take for example, 'big' and 'enormous' actually says the same thing. We all know that. But I bet everyone will still have a sub-concious feeling that 'enormous' is a little bigger than 'big'. Rite?
Q: Why you cut your hair short?
A: That's my style. I like my hair short. Wait a minute... Why am I even answering this? You should be askin questions bout my blog!
Q: Okay okay. You seem to have a lot of free time hor? So often see you got new posts.
A: No. I don't blog during your so-called 'free time'. Perhaps most people will kind of like: 'Hey, ntg 2 do now. So free. Okay lar, let me post something on my blog.' I don't do that. Blogging is part of my routine. Just like going to class, sleep, eat and so on... Minus those time, including my blogging time, only then the extra time will be my 'free time'. I even self-set a limit of minimum 12 posts per month. (You can check last month's and this month's number of posts. Today is last day of this month and you are reading my 12th post this month. Hahax.)
Q: So you like to blog huh?
A: I like to express myself. I don't get to let people know my feelings all the time. So the best way to express myself is blogging. By the way, I like writing too.
Q: Hmm... why don't you wanna try having a longer hairstyle?
A: Once again. I said I have my style, and my style is short hair! Questions about my blog please...
Q: Overall what do you think about your blog? Will people like it?
A: Seriously I think people will have contrasting feelings about my blog. Those who like it, will enjoy very much. They might feel my style is unique, humour, creative (just like this post, who else other than me will blog in a question and answer way? lolx). Those who don't like my blog, might feel its boring, lame, and HATE IT! Ooops.
Q: So its all about your style huh? You don't like listening other's advices?
A: Yes and no. First of all, I am a man of my own. The way I blog, the way I talk, the way I dress... All according to my way. Anyway I do like comments and advices about a change. But it must not drift too far away from my style.
Q: Don't you think a longer hairstyle will look good on you? Like those Taiwan or Hong Kong stars...
A: Alright! I had enough of this! I'll sign off here! There's something wrong with you! What the hell?!
Q: ...............
(The happenings above are completely fictional. The reason of this post is just to answer some possible questions that my blog readers might ask. I just imagined and answered those questions myself. It's just for laughs. ^^ )
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